42 Best Dirty Santa Gifts for a Funny Holiday Party Swap

For the friend that has a hard time making decisions, this keychain spinner has all of the answer they need (well, eight of them at least, including "Give it a try" and "I say no").

Everyone can use a little relaxation! This popular massager features eight different modes plus a soothing heat function.

Think of this as Trivial Pursuit with Southern charm. With categories like Literature & Arts, Food & Drinks, Sports & Culture, and more, they can put their down-home knowledge to the test.

Everyone's going to want this cool drinking game. Spin the wheel in a game of roulette and get a shot chosen for you.

Of course, no one needs a screaming goat figurine. That's what makes this one of the best Dirty Santa gifts. It also comes with a book, all neatly packaged in a gift box.

"Don't call Jason Waterfalls..." These hilarious coasters showcase some of the most commonly misheard lyrics, providing a fun ice breaker.

It's not what you think. It's better! This coffee table book features dudes doing all the things ladies wish they did more often, including cleaning the house.

While this gift might be a "joke," it's also practical for any fast food lover. It fits perfectly in a car's cup holder and is sized to hold a large order of McDonald's french fries.

Gift a pair of these LED light chopsticks that resemble lightsabers from Star Wars. Choose from several colors like green, red, and pink.

A handy notepad to help them get their point across when they just don't have the words.

You'll either think these socks are cute or creepy. The gift recipient can wear them when their feet (we mean, paws) are cold. Choose from several different animal paws.

Who wouldn't want to see Harry Styles' face on a daily basis? If the person who lands this gift is ultimately not a fan, no worries — they can simply make Harry disappear by flipping the sequins the opposite way.

It's hot potato, but the more stress-filled version. Whoever ends up with the potato in their hands when the time is up will feel a shock — choose from three levels: "lame," "normal," or "extreme."

Who wouldn't want a rechargeable mini vacuum to suck up debris from their keyboard? It's the one gadget that consistently gets ignored when cleaning your desk and office.

This silicone zit popper toy truly is disgusting, though some may find it grossly satisfying. Will it be the Dirty Santa gift that keeps getting passed around like a hot potato, or will it be the most popular pick of the night?

Make sure Saint Nic has a spot of pride on their Christmas tree — Saint Nicolas Cage, that is.

Hosting a Secret Santa with a bunch of grumpy pants? This cute, squishy gift is a great choice.

Described as a "decorative planter," bring this gem to your next Dirty Santa gift exchange to see how many people actually know who the late, great Bob Ross is.

We don't fully understand why someone would want bandages that look like bacon, but that's precisely why this makes a hilarious Dirty Santa gift.

Quirky is the best way to describe this bacon-flavored gag gift.

Everyone at your gift exchange will be fighting over this set of two dino-themed taco holders that hold their meal in place until they're ready to eat.

By now, everyone has seen the movie A Christmas Story. Gift a nighlight-sized replica that looks just like the infamous leg lamp in the movie.

This cute little desk toy can help them relax and be more mindful.

A spray of this in their toilet will make any lingering smells disappear.

When this elf gets a squeeze, lightweight balls pop out of his mouth. Fun, right? It's also suitable for children ages 4 and up.

A gift that will make them laugh month after month: A calendar featuring stock images of women eating salad, one of the funniest viral moments on social media in recent years.

A pickle that yodels — what's not to love?!

You never know when you might need a pair of emergency underwear, so these are sure to come in handy at some point.

Maybe someone you know at the White Elephant gift exchange is always complaining about being single. This novelty toy is just what they need to have a good laugh about their status. A "Grow a Girlfriend" version is also available.

This set of two sauce holders for the car will change the life of its recipient.

This set of two face masks is sure to be a hit at any holiday party this season.

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Solve indecisiveness with this simple paper weight that'll make choices for them.

Novelty and practicality in one, this pizza blanket made of fleece is super soft and warm. It even comes in a pizza box, so it makes for a perfect gift.

Don't let the label fool you, this treat doesn't actually taste or smell like farts. Rather, it's just cotton candy inside, but it's still funny!

This drinking game has the same idea as Spin the Bottle, only, it's a shot glass filled with alcohol, and if it lands on you, you drink.

Cat ladies, be proud. This posable cat lady figure (wearing pajamas, a robe, and slippers) comes with six cats of differing colors and breeds.

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While it might not be the most simple mug to take a sip out of, it makes up for the inconvenience in laughs. This cup features a 3D sloth with the words, "Today, I will do absolutely nothing."

The world's most popular gif, now available on a pair of socks.

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Attention, Pokemon fans (or those with kids who are Pokemon fans): This waffle maker imprints Pikachu's face on your breakfast.

This wireless handset transforms any phone into a banana phone for the caller to speak into and listen from.